No, seriously. I got it as part of a past "Humble Indie Bundle" and I didn't get around to playing it until recently. Gives me the creeps all over.

Honestly, lad. You're from Boise. You expect me to believe you were "down" in the eighties, back when you were a toddler?

How to achieve total victory in any music discussion.

Hey, at least it's not another Misfits joke.

And now we have the denouement of our Misfits jokes - at least for the time being. I had conceived a conclusion to this gag a while back. One could say it burned "vivid red" in my mind. I promise I'll have some new targets for my next few strips.

I need to stop doing these Glenn Danzig / Misfits jokes. But I can't bring myself to stop.

I must have Some Kinda self-Hate to keep making these jokes. Maybe I have an Attitude problem, or I'm some sort of Rat Fink. Thankfully only about 20 Eyes will see this comic strip.

I'm just testing your threshhold of pain, and seeing how long these Misfits jokes will last.

Apparently the pipes were clogged with cat litter and bricks.

It's a cheap shot. But I think Ben can take it.

Thankfully as the years go on, it becomes more and more acceptable to say you liked the Graves-era Misfits.

Actually I have a digital drum set. And yes, basically this is my thought process on the matter.

This came out meaner than I thought it would, but I hate running low on minutes.

I chose a made-up country because I didn't want to risk offending any real countries. So there.

Yes, I went there. No, it's not a new joke. It's so old, it predates dirt. But I brushed it off and gave it a new target.

This is why topical humor can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

I'm fascinated by the amount of people who will overlook Bad Religion's acts of selling out, then jump on Green Day for the exact same thing.

This doesn't just apply to "Avatar" fans. It works for slavish fanatics of pretty much anything. I'll be exploring the mysterious phenomenon of "the hater defense" more in future strips.

I've never dressed up for a movie before. I doubt I will. But I sometimes find myself passing judgment on those who do. I should stop that.

If you want to play Street Fighter, just play Street Fighter.

This also works when performing for children.

I think my least favorite argument for comic book piracy is, "these comics suck. Why should I pay for them?" If they suck so badly, why are you downloading them in the first place?

I've seen this happen more than I care to admit. I didn't read Watchmen until about 3 years ago. But I never went around acting like I was an "old school" fan of it, either.

I love the little guy, but he's great at this.

I actually know people with this kind of circular logic.